I traveled to a place
where everyone had zits on their face.
It was a sick place to be,
even when you had to pee.
The people were nice,
but you could tell they all had lice.
The streets were covered in horse poo,
I stepped in it too.
That was the worst trip I took,
The people there couldn't even cook.
I'm not going back there,
because I might get raped by a bear.