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February 19, 2006
The AirConditioner is coming back with some new stuff for everybody. His first novel Suicial Destiny is out and available. Also, The Idiot Heros of Today has new episodes added each month for your reading enjoyment. Please bear with me as I begin working on a new look for my site. Things haven't exactly been great over the past few years, but I'm coming out of it with a thunderous step that sounds like thunder. Just make sure that you check back for new merchandise and updates. One last thing that has been updated as of right now, there is a new section of poems in the poetry section. These are dedications. They are poems written to and for people who have touched me in my life in one way or another, whether it be that I fell in love with them or they are just really close friends. Simply go to the poetry page, click on dedications, then click the name of the person to read the poems written to that person. Until the next update or the next time you read these updates, later.
October 2, 2003
Due to unforseen circumstances of illness and depression, The AirConditioner will only have one book coming out recently, and it will be out this month instead of last month.
Also this month, a new episode of The Idiot Heros of Today will also become available for free reading on the website this month.
September 17, 2003
News has it that The AirConditioner is working on one book that is scheduled to become available on this website sometime in the month of November.
There's also word that The AirConditioner is also working on a CD that is scheduled to be available by the end of the year.
November 2, 2003
A/C's new chapbook, A Kick To The Balls, is now scheduled for a release date of November 10 of this year.
As far as The Idiot Heroes series goes, The next episode is finally completed and uploaded, but his disk is having problems uploading the front page graphic he designed for that episode, but he is trying different things and should have that episode on there soon as well as a poem he wrote specifically for the series.
No more information on his CD as of yet.
November 12, 2003
The new book is out. It's called A Kick To The Balls. Includes graphic language and explicit content. Including A/C's first ever published sexual poem titled: The Best Night of Lovemaking Ever. The book goes for $8.50 and is available exclusively through this website and his alternate merchandise page. Featuring over 30 brand new, never before published poems about being kicked in the balls, this book promises to atleast entertain you as you read the poems over and over again for hours, unable to stop laughing. Check it out.
Sickness has unfortunately prevented A/C from going in to finish recording the CD that he has currently been working on, but he promises to get feeling better soon.
November 20, 2003
The AirConditioner just signed a contract with Publish America for his first serious book about suicide. Check back for more updates in the future on the progress and release date of the book.
July 8, 2004
Finally, after extrenuios(however you spell that) labor, the release date for The AirConditioner's long awaited book is now set for September 6, 2004. Look for it in bookstores or other places that sell books and stuff.
December 9, 2006
A/C is currently working on a couple of new projects. One is a sequel of Suicidal Darkness. Also, he is working on a screenplay based on the Idiot Heros series, which will hopefully be made into a movie. He's also working on a romance-comedy. I hear the dreaded noises from all his fans all ready...what fans? The Idiot Heroes will continue to be updated until A/C decides not to write anymore. The last thing is that the Lucky cat series has beens pushed behind schedule, due to unforseen circumstances that even A/C could not have predicted in his all-knowing mind, however, that won't stop him. He's all ready finished writing the first episode and will make it available online as soon as he is able to. That site address will also be available in the information page here as soon as the short series is started.
Check back for more updates in the future. Remember that you heard it here first on the semi official, official website of comedian/writer known as The AirConditioner.
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