The Idiot Heroes of Today: A series of stories on the web written by The AirConditioner. It's about people who save the world without even knowing it(that's how stupid these guys are). It also includes Choose Yer Own Dumb Ass Adventure stories, one for the guys, and another for the chicks. Check it out!
Attack of the Snot Rats From Somewhere Past Pluto: They came during his favorite soap opera(a new episode even), terrorizing the dude, attempting to get the secret to his oh-so-not-really famous casserole.