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If ya have a question that ya'd like to know about The AirConditioner(or even if ya wanted to hook up or somethin', probably not, but it's worth a try), then email The AirConditioner and talk to him or whatever and stuff.
What A/C Stands for: AirConditioner(didn't think I'd really tell ya, did ya?)
Date of birth: June 27, 1980
Age: That would make me 22 years old...duh!
Place of Birth: A hospital in the town of a state where I was born. J/K LaPorte, Indiana.
Marital Status: Not married, never been married
Dating status: I'm completely single which would explain why I've never been married
Number of books published to date: 1 so far, with plans of more in the future. Click here to purchase it.
Do ya smoke, drink and party?: Hell yeah! I smoke, I drink and I most definately do party(at least until the neighbors call the police)
Favorite drink: Bacardi
Favorite Beer:Bud light. Fuck yeah!
Favorite cigarette Brand: I'm a Marlboro Man
Fantasize about: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara and Tara Reid.
Inspirations: Stephen Lynch, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Cledus "T" Judd, Adam Sandler, Tom Mabe, Jeff Foxworthy, Rodney Carrington, Mike Myers and, of course, Britney Spears(what guy isn't inspired by her?)
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: Mountain Dew, the original best damn tasting goat piss in the whole fucked up world
Number of CDs available: None at the moment, but I'm workin' on that as best as I can, but sometimes I'm just too damn lazy to go into the recording studio to record, though it's almost finished
Favorite food: Anythin' but spinach. Spinach is just as nasty as shit
How rich are ya?: Hold on just one fuckin' second. I just started out into the comedy world. Sorry to the chicks who would like to know that so they could possibly consider gettin' together with me at one point in the future so that they could get all that money, but I just started in the comedy world and probably won't see any real good money for at least another couple of years. Ya can try to wait for that, but ya'd probably be wastin' yer time if ya just want to get together because I possibly have some cash in the future
Have ya ever been laid?: That question's just a tad bit personal, but who gives a fuckin' shit? Ya, amazingly I have been laid. Happy now?
What instruments do ya play?: Guitar, flute, digiree doo(however the fuck ya spell that), keyboard, piano and the famous ass horn(I break wind quite a lot and I'm also quite good at it)
Favorite Animal: Falcon and Skunks.
Can you cook?: Only in the microwave and all the boxed shit that's pretty much premade.
What's the size of your...well, you know?: Well, for all the ladies, you'd have to come over and find out yourself.
What's your favorite passtime?: writing, reading, video games, sleeping, working, singing offtune to songs I know, playing what I call music and whacking it(considering that I'm single, that tends to be a big passtime for me.)